gross teenage white boy mustaches
*lies in the sun for 5 mins*
wheres my tan
so there was a bug in my room so i got my mom to kill it because i hate bugs and then she was like
"you have to learn to kill bugs for your girlfriend"
and i was like
"ill get my boyfriend to do it"
and thats how i came out to my mom
when questions contains the answers to a different problem on a test
"hey aren’t you too old for Poké…”
i’m genuinely concerned that no one will fall in love with me
UGH I WANTED THIS SCENE IN THE FARKING MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ugh, god look at Loki’s smile. This moment was the last time he genuinely smiled without pain. And the smile was a shared one, with his brother … You just know they’ve done stupid shit like this before, regardless of whether or not Loki tricked Thor into it. It just never crossed anyone’s minds that that this particular foolhardy adventure could spiral into an eternal tragedy.
And the end result is this:
*phone vibrates while sitting on it*