confirmance:

ignoring me is really the best way to irritate me


lookingforsomeonewhocares:

One time I was in a mattress store and there was a hella cute worker there but I was too tired to flirt and ended up napping on one of the mattresses and when he saw me wake up he came over with a banana in his hands and said “when I saw you I went bananas” and then pulled a coupon out of his pocket and said “and I also got you a coupon because I’m free for dinner” and that is the story about how i met my soulmate


supnikita:

how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning


sorry:

The only advantage of exercising every day is that you die slightly healthier.


toukos:

self positivity is f*cking great!!! u think ur cool??? then ur cool!!! u think ur cute??? then ur hella cute!!! look at you go. so amazing


urbancatfitters:

i’ve dated at least *counts on fingers* zero people


nosdrinker:

he looks like real life sid from toy story



nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself


justintimberlakedoingthings:

djddy:

????

Justin Timberlake makes an unlikely friend


bustysaintclair:

Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with

It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”

Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask


colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third


teacherbach:

sociallychallengednerd:

why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man

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"Confidence isn’t walking into a room with your nose in the air, and thinking you are better than everyone else, it’s walking into a room and not having to compare yourself to anyone else in the first place."
— (via m-wol)

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd